Badass Melon

Berries? That’s boring, how about a cornucopia of berries? No? How about berries on steroids then? Yeah, now we’re talking.

Time to get medieval, sacrifice a couple of victims to the sun god and enjoy the life-blood of blackcurrant berries.

Remember the time life gave you lemons? Well, you made delicious fruity tea. It’s not even about the tea, it’s really all about sending the message.

Start a riot with a couple of your friends, maybe even a coup, and enjoy the glorious anarchistic chaos with a sweet and mellow pineapple vapors.

Feel the last breath leaving your body, just to be reborn once again, with sweet and revitalizing watermelon fumes coming out of your mouth.

People kill, rob, kidnap, commit all the crimes imaginable just to have a taste of the addictive and godlike taste of this cheesecake.

Hatred, resentment, thirst for violence, their only counter-part is sweet and mildly acidic apple. The only blend capable of containing such negative emotions.

Enjoy the misfortune and suffering of other souls? Look no further, such demand can only be satisfied with sweet and sour grapefruit taste.

Having problems with your sweet tooth addiction? This mixture is not a joke, it will cause a sweet and satisfying meltdown in your mouth.

Ever wondered what mad scientists and maniacs would vape? You found it right here, the delightful yet satanic mango is their favorite after a killing spree.

Having a psychosis? Feel the need for speed? The need for total annihilation? Grab this psychotic substance and relax with the mellow peach.

The pestilent cranberries will melt your face off beyond recognition, though chances are, you will still enjoy the thrill.

Culture shock? No, it’s just Currant Shock, about to shock your current senses with mouth-watering acid of a pomegranate fruit.

Spice things up with thorny yet naughty cactus mixture. When life gives you lemons, you maul them with a spike ball.